What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
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*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT
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teacher: maybe we should move the test?
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
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"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
even gifs move more than i do
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the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
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